🎓 How to Break Things Professionally

1. 🌐 Open this site (you're already here, congrats!)
2. 🔍 Open DevTools (F12 or right-click inspect)
3. 💾 Find the "Memory" tab (it's where the magic happens)
4. 📸 Take a heap snapshot (it's like a memory selfie)
5. 💣 Click "Create Memory Leak" repeatedly (some people just want to watch the world burn)

🚰 Create Memory Leak (Oops!)

6. 📸 Take another heap snapshot
7. 🧼 Hit "Clear Memory" (spring cleaning time!)

🧹 Clean Up This Mess

8. 📸 Take another snapshot (before/after pics are always fun)
9. 🔬 Analyze what went wrong (detective mode activated)
10. 👻 Make some detached elements (ghost party!)

👻 Create Ghost Elements

11. 🕵️ Hunt down those sneaky detached elements
12. 📝 Create duplicate strings (ctrl+c ctrl+v gone wrong)

🐑 Clone Some Strings (Dolly Style)

13. 🎯 Find those copy-paste casualties
14. 📦 Retain some objects (object hoarding 101)

🔒 Make Console Hoard Objects

15. 🔍 Find the console's secret stash
16. 📊 Track allocations (like watching your bank account, but with memory)
17. ⚖️ Compare snapshots (spot the differences!)
18. 🌳 View the containment tree (family tree of objects)
19. 🕷️ Find zombie DOM nodes (they're undead!)
20. 🧙‍♂️ Use the "Retainers" tab (like a magic wand for memory)